The Art of Frippery coming soon

After years of trying to get a website to pop up on my pager, I have taken the next step and entered the technology age. Equipped with the next generation 286 and new and improved AOL floppy diskettes, I am rebooting my website so sorely missed by my following of 573+ spammers whom all say that I am a “genious”. Unhampered by a wife, close family, friends, neighbors or any acquaintances at all, I can now devote any and all free time while not at my sole source of income to this time-sucking endeavor until this politically enhanced pandemic is … well … uh … welcome to the new normal (insert wav file here)… allows me to continue my other passions not involving watching my cat catch field mice, chipmunks, birds and elk.